Lisa: What are you doing?
Will: What am I doing? What are? Oh. What am I doing? What are you doing? I don't believe you, girl. I thought we had something real. Here I am singing stupid love songs about you and thinking about you all the time. Writing your name on every book I own. And you stepping out on me in a grocery store. You know how ridiculous that makes me look? Huh? Do you?
Lisa: Will, for the umpteenth time, I told you, Dana and I are just friends.
Will: Oh, oh. Well, let me tell you about your slimy little friend. He's just trying to gain your confidence, so he'll know when you're most vulnerable. And that's when he's gonna pounce on you like a cheetah on a rabbit.
Lisa: And you believe that?
Will: Believe it? I've done it.
Dana: Hey, man, you've got me all wrong.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Look here, dude this is between moi and her. We don't need ya.