Will Quote #1332
Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Will: Lisa. Sweetheart, there's only one word to describe you.
Carlton: Scum.
Will: Carlton. Man, you know the routine. When there's a sock in the door, you sleep on the lawn.
Carlton: Have you read this week's National Inquisitor?
Will: Man, I don't read that trash.
Carlton: Then how come you're writing it?
Will: Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. They used one of my photos from my book and put it in here.
Lisa: "'Jay Leno: Earth Enemy Number One' by Will Smith?" You sold pictures to a sleazy magazine like this?
Will: No, no, no, baby. I did not. I sold them to a book publisher. Look, Jay Leno wasn't holding an oil can. He was holding a coffee pot. That guy tricked me. Yeah, well, at least I got paid.
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Quote from Ashley
Will: Well, I know what I gotta do.
Lisa: He's not gonna do anything stupid, is he?
Ashley: You don't know him very well, do you?
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Attention, everyone. Attention. I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house. So I figured I better go buy one.
Geoffrey: Hallelujah! Excuse me.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, that's wonderful.
Hilary: Nothing fancy. No more than six or seven bedrooms. And I don't even care if it has a wine cellar. For now.
Carlton: Wait a minute. How are you going to afford a house like that?
Hilary: I have discovered a unique method of savings. I never spend my own money. [giggles] By the way, Daddy, don't use your platinum card this month.
Carlton: Let me get this straight. All this time, you've been hoarding your salary while feasting away on the family fortune? What do you say to that, big guy?
Philip: All I heard is that she's moving.