Will Quote #1330
Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Johnny Soccio: Hey, don't forget your pictures here. Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Is this one Jay Leno?
Will: Yeah, that's him.
Johnny Soccio: What is he doing here?
Will: Um, I don't know. He was pouring some coffee in the sewer or something. I don't know, what does my story say?
Johnny Soccio: Oh, I could use this in one of my publications.
Will: Really?
Johnny Soccio: Oh, yeah. Hey, America loves Jay Leno.
Will: So, what, it'd be more like an article?
Johnny Soccio: Yeah, that's right.
Will: Hey, but I still get credit and everything, right?
Johnny Soccio: That and $500. Here, here, here. I want you to read this release form. Sign it when you're ready.
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Quote from Ashley
Will: Well, I know what I gotta do.
Lisa: He's not gonna do anything stupid, is he?
Ashley: You don't know him very well, do you?
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Attention, everyone. Attention. I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house. So I figured I better go buy one.
Geoffrey: Hallelujah! Excuse me.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, that's wonderful.
Hilary: Nothing fancy. No more than six or seven bedrooms. And I don't even care if it has a wine cellar. For now.
Carlton: Wait a minute. How are you going to afford a house like that?
Hilary: I have discovered a unique method of savings. I never spend my own money. [giggles] By the way, Daddy, don't use your platinum card this month.
Carlton: Let me get this straight. All this time, you've been hoarding your salary while feasting away on the family fortune? What do you say to that, big guy?
Philip: All I heard is that she's moving.