Johnny Soccio: Hey, don't forget your pictures here. Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Is this one Jay Leno?
Will: Yeah, that's him.
Johnny Soccio: What is he doing here?
Will: Um, I don't know. He was pouring some coffee in the sewer or something. I don't know, what does my story say?
Johnny Soccio: Oh, I could use this in one of my publications.
Will: Really?
Johnny Soccio: Oh, yeah. Hey, America loves Jay Leno.
Will: So, what, it'd be more like an article?
Johnny Soccio: Yeah, that's right.
Will: Hey, but I still get credit and everything, right?
Johnny Soccio: That and $500. Here, here, here. I want you to read this release form. Sign it when you're ready.