Will Quote #1288

Quote from Will in Father Knows Best

Will: Mm. How could something so smooth be called sharp?
Miss Sharpe: Yes. Well, nice to finally meet you, Mr. Banks.
Will: Rhaul, please.
Miss Sharpe: [giggles] Rhaul. Oh, and welcome back from the Orient. Konnichi wa.
Will: God bless you, Miss Sharpe. It is Miss Sharpe, isn't it?
Miss Sharpe: Yes, it is.
Will: Mm. You're a fine teacher, Miss Sharpe. Hey, I bet you could teach me a thing or two... [Ashley pokes Will] On the academic side, I mean.


 ‘Father Knows Best’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Miss Sharpe: Well, will Mrs. Banks be joining us?
Will: Uh, no, I'm single. I mean, um, Ashley's mother ran out on us. Ashley was but a mere tyke at the time. I had to be both Mommy and Daddy. We went from training wheels to training bras. They both came off too soon, didn't they, kitten?

Quote from Will

Ashley: Okay. Mom, Dad, it's like this. Will has something he wants to tell you.
Will: I ain't got nothing. Um... Your Honor, uh... Now, before you deliver your verdict, the defense dictates that you sustain the motion of the ocean. Because most parents want the truth, but they can't handle the truth. So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. What you say you give us a half-hour head start.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: Philip, I'm sure the mayor's mother meant it as a compliment.
Philip: Oh, really? Then I should be honored that she thinks I look like a Black Alfred Hitchcock. Hi kids.
Will: [as Hitchcock] Good evening.