Will Quote #1294

Quote from Will in Father Knows Best

Ashley: Okay. Mom, Dad, it's like this. Will has something he wants to tell you.
Will: I ain't got nothing. Um... Your Honor, uh... Now, before you deliver your verdict, the defense dictates that you sustain the motion of the ocean. Because most parents want the truth, but they can't handle the truth. So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. What you say you give us a half-hour head start.


 ‘Father Knows Best’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Miss Sharpe: Well, will Mrs. Banks be joining us?
Will: Uh, no, I'm single. I mean, um, Ashley's mother ran out on us. Ashley was but a mere tyke at the time. I had to be both Mommy and Daddy. We went from training wheels to training bras. They both came off too soon, didn't they, kitten?

Quote from Philip

Vivian: Philip, I'm sure the mayor's mother meant it as a compliment.
Philip: Oh, really? Then I should be honored that she thinks I look like a Black Alfred Hitchcock. Hi kids.
Will: [as Hitchcock] Good evening.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Will, I don't get it. My producer told me that I'm losing my Black audience.
Will: I don't see why, Hil. I mean, you got the best talk show on TV.
Hilary: You really think so? Well, what was your favorite topic?
Will: Uh... Uh, the one with the, uh... Dysfunctional, uh, single parent, uh, gang member nuns. Hil, I've never actually seen one of your shows.
Hilary: Will.
Will: Look, listen, Hilary, I'm sorry. You need to do some stuff that reaches out to your brothers and sisters.
Hilary: Why? What have Carlton and Ashley ever done for me?