Quote from Will in Father Knows Best
Ashley: Okay. Mom, Dad, it's like this. Will has something he wants to tell you. Will: I ain't got nothing. Um... Your Honor, uh... Now, before you deliver your verdict, the defense dictates that you sustain the motion of the ocean. Because most parents want the truth, but they can't handle the truth. So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. What you say you give us a half-hour head start.