Will Quote #1264
Quote from Will in Fresh Prince, the Movie
Will: Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Oh, say, hey, hey, Mr. McCoy, listen. Now, I would love to marry your daughter, you know, but I mean, who wouldn't?
Carlton: Me.
Will: Well, you see, it's my moms. You know, see, she's in Africa and I'm her only child. And it would just crush her to not be here to share in my happiness.
Hatfield McCoy: Well, we're real big on family so the wedding will take place just as soon as she gets back.
Will: But the engagement party is tonight. [gunfire & hillbilly whooping]
Big Bertha: And at least I have this picture of you to keep in my drawers.
Will: Whoa. Where did you get this?
Hatfield McCoy: The general store. Vern said some big fella's been asking about you. He left it. Come on, boys.
Carlton: Oh, my God. That means you-know-who is coming you-know-where.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Fresh Prince, the Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Philip
Will: Man, it was the most horrifying thing I had ever seen.
[flashback:]
Will: [screams] Uncle Phil. Hey, man, what you doing here?
Philip: What am I doing here? What am I doing here? [chuckling] Well, son, I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You see, years ago I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy.
Vy gave birth to a child named Will whose sole purpose in life has been to make mine a living hell. Now, you've done a lot to me over the last four years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind. What do you have to say for yourself?
Will: Is that a toupee?
Philip: Yes, it's a toupee. It's a part of my new identity. You see what you do to me? Now, where's the bathroom?
Will: It's right through that door.
Philip: It leads outside.
Will: Oh, yeah, I know. You better take this broomstick. There's something living in there.
Quote from Will
Will: [v.o.] O'Neill escaped by bowling over nine agents and a DEA dog. My life was in danger so they put me in witness protection in Deliverance, Alabama. They hooked me up with a new life and a new name.
Will: Floyd Palmer? Hey, look, no. Uh-uh. Come on. I'm more like a Malcolm Akbar Mustafa.
Agent Moore: It's taken.
Will: Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hold up. Come on. I'm a city boy. You know, I got to get out to: I gotta get out to the club and get my little groove on. Talk some jazz. Got me?
Agent Moore: Well, the nearest town is Hatred, Mississippi. I can check if there's dancing.
Quote from Will
Will: [v.o.] See, my moms won the WDAS-FM Back To Africa Contest. She spotted anything culturally wrong in The Lion King.
Both: Mmm.
Laqueesha: I will see you later.
Will: Little did she know that's the last time she'd see me.
Jazz: [v.o.] Your woman was murdered?
Will: [v.o.] Can I finish?
Jazz: [v.o.] My fault, go ahead.