Will Quote #1232
Quote from Will in Reality Bites
Will: Excuse me. Mr. Dougie? I was wondering when you were coming back out there because we've been waiting all day.
Dougie: Aren't you a little old for this crap?
Will: Uh-huh. Yeah, but my cousin isn't. You know, he came here to see a show.
Dougie: Yeah? What'd he pay for the ticket?
Will: Nothing. It was free.
Dougie: Then the little brat got his money's worth. Now beat it.
Will: [chuckles] Um, look here, you big orange Moby Dick.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.