Philip Quote #208

Quote from Philip in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Vivian: Well, bet you feel like a big dope, huh?
Philip: Mm-hmm. Vivian, I made a decision. I really want to be in the room when you give birth. Not just because you want me there but because I want to be the first person our baby sees, upside down.
Vivian: Oh, Philip, that's a beautiful thing to say. But, I'm afraid, honey, that I'm gonna have to kill you, anyway.
Philip: No, Viv. No, Vivian!

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Philip: Still hurts.