Quote from Philip in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Vivian: Well, bet you feel like a big dope, huh? Philip: Mm-hmm. Vivian, I made a decision. I really want to be in the room when you give birth. Not just because you want me there but because I want to be the first person our baby sees, upside down. Vivian: Oh, Philip, that's a beautiful thing to say. But, I'm afraid, honey, that I'm gonna have to kill you, anyway. Philip: No, Viv. No, Vivian!