Will Quote #685

Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Geoffrey: No, no, don't, please. Please, don't shoot. [screams]
Hilary: What's going on in here? Oh, my God. Geoffrey, don't move. There's a dart on your forehead.
Geoffrey: Really? I hadn't noticed.
Ashley: Look, Carlton, Geoffrey's been shot.
Carlton: Cool.
Geoffrey: You people don't pay me enough for this.
Carlton: Quiet, Geoffrey, you're dead.
Geoffrey: Then you couldn't possibly feel me do this.

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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.