Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Geoffrey: No, no, don't, please. Please, don't shoot. [screams] Hilary: What's going on in here? Oh, my God. Geoffrey, don't move. There's a dart on your forehead. Geoffrey: Really? I hadn't noticed. Ashley: Look, Carlton, Geoffrey's been shot. Carlton: Cool. Geoffrey: You people don't pay me enough for this. Carlton: Quiet, Geoffrey, you're dead. Geoffrey: Then you couldn't possibly feel me do this.