Philip Quote #183
Quote from Philip in P.S. I Love You
Philip: So Judge Robertson you were telling us about your most recent decision.
Judge Robertson: Yes, I had this boy before me recently no preponderance of evidence in either way. It was a tough call, but in the end, I had to convict.
Philip: Well, how did you decide?
Judge Robertson: Well, you see, the prosecutor was a babe so after I decided in her favor, she decided in mine. [laughs]
Vivian: Ooh, lordy, look at the time.
Philip: Well, judge, let me walk you to your car.
Judge Robertson: Good, maybe you can remember where I parked.
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Philip: Here's Judge Robertson at that big student anti-war rally, remember? He was the only professor that had guts enough to go up against the administration.
Hilary: I can't believe it.
Philip: Trust me, Hilary. He was a great man and a hell of a lawyer.
Hilary: No, I mean, that those women didn't shave under their arms.
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Ashley: Geoffrey, you look great today. Have you done something different with your hair?
Geoffrey: Yes. I stopped pulling it out. What are you selling?
Ashley: Okay, I'm hawking candy bars. They're only $5.
Geoffrey: Marvelous. With what I'm paid I should be able to afford one by the end of the day.
Carlton: [to Will] You poor, pathetic gigolo. How could any self-respecting man sell himself so cheap?
Geoffrey: Like I don't hear enough of that from my mother.
Carlton: I was talking to Will.
Geoffrey: Of course. Why would anyone talk to me? I am but a poor, lowly servant.