Hilary Quote #185
Quote from Hilary in Hilary Gets a Job
Hilary: Why aren't you in bed?
Will: Uncle Phil saw the news and he threatened to kill me in my sleep.
Hilary: That's nice.
Will: With a big butcher knife.
Hilary: Hmm, good for you.
Will: Hilary, your hair's on fire.
Hilary: Thanks. You know, Will, life doesn't get any better than this. I mean, I have a great job, I met a great guy and I have the thinnest ankles of any girl I know.
Will: So, you mean you're not mad at me for messing up your first day?
Hilary: Of course not. I mean, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have got the job in the first place.
Will: Thanks a lot, Hil. I'm proud of you.
Hilary: You know, I'm kind of proud of myself. For the first time I feel like I know what it means to be an independent woman. I think I'm gonna go back to my little pool house and toast myself with a glass of champagne.
Will: Good night, Hil.
Hilary: Good night, Will.
Will: Good night, Trevor.
Trevor: [o.s.] Good night and Godspeed.
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‘Hilary Gets a Job’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Rapper: [on TV] I'm for the rec center because that's where I do most of my rec centering. And when I'm not down with R-E-C, I'm down with R-A-P. When I got home late from the grocery store Mama said, "Lock him out!" Now I know why Pops had to go 'Cause Mama is way whacked out! Mama is way whacked out!
Trevor: [on TV] Good luck, homey.
Will: I don't believe that mess. You know, it's the same thing every time they interview a Black person on TV. They either singing or dancing. And they got curlers in their head or out of activator.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Here in Southern California, we're experiencing a warm front with increasing humidity. That's right, girls, it's a frizzy-hair day. Looking at the nation, oh... Looking at the nation, there's a cold front blowing in from the Atlantic with a high probability of rain in the Midwest. The South, however, will enjoy pleasant and sunny weather. So, if you're planning on going to the beaches, remember you can help keep America beautiful with two simple words... Jenny Craig. Now, let's go look at our big board for the local weather for the week.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: You know, Will, that really makes you think. What's activator?
Will: Come on, man, you saw that story. I mean, that ain't fair!
Carlton: Life isn't fair, Will. I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? Or is it fair that the coyote still can't catch the roadrunner? Or how about Roger Rabbit? How did he get a babe like that?
Will: You know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be shorter than your arms.