Quote from Carlton in Hilary Gets a Job
Carlton: You know, Will, that really makes you think. What's activator? Will: Come on, man, you saw that story. I mean, that ain't fair! Carlton: Life isn't fair, Will. I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? Or is it fair that the coyote still can't catch the roadrunner? Or how about Roger Rabbit? How did he get a babe like that? Will: You know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be shorter than your arms.