Will Quote #542

Quote from Will in Vying for Attention

Claudia: Hi, Will!
Will: Hey, Claudia.
Claudia: You know, Will, there are a lot of advantages to our parents getting together. The guilt alone will get us both ponies.
Will: Well, no, I'm not into using guilt for my personal gain. Temper tantrums. That's where the money is.
Claudia: You slay me, Will. You know, Will, you would make a great brother. I'm not so bad, either. When you take me to the parks with you, I can attract more babes than a puppy.
Will: What time is your flight?

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 ‘Vying for Attention’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: I'm sorry, Geoffrey, you better reheat the asparagus. Will's still not here. So, how's the chicken holding up?
Geoffrey: I'm afraid it's drier than happy hour at the Betty Ford Center, madam.

Quote from Vy

Vy: He's just hard-headed! I don't know where he gets it from.
Vivian: I do: He gets it from you. I am the understanding sister. Helen is the loud one, Janice is the flighty one and you are the hard-headed one.
Vy: I thought I was the sweet one.
Vivian: You said you were the sweet one. When we tried to tell you you weren't you wouldn't listen because you're too hard-headed.
Carlton: As much as I enjoy these wonderful walks down memory lane, I'm pooped. I'm going to bed.
Vivian: Look, why don't we try to enjoy what's left of dinner?
Vy: Wait a minute. How can you eat at a time like this? Vivian, I can't get this out of my mind. How can you say that I am hard-headed?
Vivian: Gee, Vy, I don't know where I could have gotten that idea.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I had the hardest time deciding what to wear to meet Aunt Vy's new boyfriend. I've never known anyone in construction. Except for that guy in the Village People.