Will Quote #487
Max: [enters] Faster, faster, faster. Come on, faster.
Nurse Bonnie: Max.
Max: Yeah?
Nurse Bonnie: Running around like this could be fatal.
Max: So, you'll die and I'll get another nurse. [throws hat on the floor] Nurse, nurse darling? I dropped my lucky hat. Would you please pick it up for me? Thank you very much. Beautiful. I never forget a face.
Nurse Bonnie: Max? Why do you call this your lucky hat?
Max: No- No reason. Hey. Hi, kid. Guess you're my new roommate, huh? Well, good.
Will: Man, when I get old I hope I get as much action as you. Heck, next week I hope I get as much action as you. Will Smith, tonsils.
Max: Max Jakey, everything else. Sweaty palms, kid. First timer?
Will: Man, you must be tripping. I was 15 when I first... Oh, you mean surgery.
Max: Yes. Relax. As long as you got a good doctor, kid, what could go wrong? And now you'll have to excuse me. I'm gonna cop a sponge bath.
Nurse Petty: Max, you're supposed to be in therapy.
Max: I played there 40 years ago. Bad theater, lousy audience.
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Nurse Bonnie: Doctor, the patient in 214 is not responding to the medication. What should I do?
Will: Um... Well, Nurse, I'd run a KGB and an NAACP. If he still doesn't respond give him an upper Gl Joe.
Nurse Bonnie: I've got to get my real estate license.
Will: [over the PA] Oh. 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. Uh, they got some free ice cream and cake in the cafeteria.
Quote from Will
Vivian: Hello. I'm Vivian Banks. I believe my nephew, Will Smith has been assigned to this room.
Nurse Petty: Smith? Oh, yes. Tonsillectomy, tomorrow morning. All righty. And where is our brave little soldier?
Will: I keep telling you, I ain't sick. I'm not sick.
Vivian: Sweetheart, now you know what Dr. Bennett said. Those tonsils have just got to come out. Now there's no reason to be afraid.
Will: Oh, who are you kidding? Why do you think they wear masks? So they can't be identified. And why do you think they knock you out? So you don't see them drinking margaritas over your open stomach.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the gift shop.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, Hil, that's real nice.
Hilary: Well, sometimes a girl just has to treat herself.