Max: [enters] Faster, faster, faster. Come on, faster.
Nurse Bonnie: Max.
Max: Yeah?
Nurse Bonnie: Running around like this could be fatal.
Max: So, you'll die and I'll get another nurse. [throws hat on the floor] Nurse, nurse darling? I dropped my lucky hat. Would you please pick it up for me? Thank you very much. Beautiful. I never forget a face.
Nurse Bonnie: Max? Why do you call this your lucky hat?
Max: No- No reason. Hey. Hi, kid. Guess you're my new roommate, huh? Well, good.
Will: Man, when I get old I hope I get as much action as you. Heck, next week I hope I get as much action as you. Will Smith, tonsils.
Max: Max Jakey, everything else. Sweaty palms, kid. First timer?
Will: Man, you must be tripping. I was 15 when I first... Oh, you mean surgery.
Max: Yes. Relax. As long as you got a good doctor, kid, what could go wrong? And now you'll have to excuse me. I'm gonna cop a sponge bath.
Nurse Petty: Max, you're supposed to be in therapy.
Max: I played there 40 years ago. Bad theater, lousy audience.