Hilary Quote #106
Quote from Hilary in Granny Gets Busy
Carlton: God, this dress-making is a breeze, isn't it, Will?
Will: You said it, Carlton. Hey, man, what do you think of this for Cher?
Carlton: It's a little formal, isn't it?
Hilary: Not only are men bad at sewing, they're also terrible liars.
Will: Hey, what do you know about men?
Hilary: A lot more than you know about women. When was the last time you called a girl for a date a week in advance showed up in a nice suit with a bouquet of flowers and took her out for a romantic, candle-lit meal?
Will: Um... Never. Come on, look, women don't like that mushy stuff. They like a man to take control.
Hilary: Yeah, control of themselves.
Ashley: A guy's idea of an icebreaker is sitting next to me in the cafeteria and belching my name.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: Mama wasn't playing cards with Mrs. Sweeting last night. She was out with Ed, the handyman. I saw them kissing good night.
Vivian: Um, sweetheart, I understand why you're upset but your parents had a long, wonderful marriage. But your mother's been alone for almost a year now. Can you imagine how lonely she must be? If she's found someone, can't you just be happy for her?
Philip: No.
Vivian: Philip, think about it. If you die tomorrow, what would you want me to do?
Philip: Jump in with me and bring the kids.
Vivian: Oh, you don't mean that.
Philip: You're right. Leave the kids.
Quote from Hilary
Will: Is this the saddest sight that you've seen, man? Other than your girlfriend in biker shorts?
Ashley: We are doing just fine, thank you.
Hilary: As a matter of fact, as soon as we put it together, we'll be done.
Quote from Philip
Vivian: So, Ed, Hattie tells us that you grew up on a farm.
Ed: That's right, a horse farm.
Philip: My daddy had a horse.
Carlton: Mr. Downer, what breed did you raise?
Ed: Appaloosas. They have the most beautiful spotted coats.
Philip: My dad had a spotted coat, then he had it cleaned.
Ashley: Did you have any other animals on your farm?
Ed: Of course, we had chickens, cows, and a great old dog named Brownie.
Philip: My dad loved brownies. He once ate a whole pan-full.
Will: That explains a lot.