Carlton: God, this dress-making is a breeze, isn't it, Will?
Will: You said it, Carlton. Hey, man, what do you think of this for Cher?
Carlton: It's a little formal, isn't it?
Hilary: Not only are men bad at sewing, they're also terrible liars.
Will: Hey, what do you know about men?
Hilary: A lot more than you know about women. When was the last time you called a girl for a date a week in advance showed up in a nice suit with a bouquet of flowers and took her out for a romantic, candle-lit meal?
Will: Um... Never. Come on, look, women don't like that mushy stuff. They like a man to take control.
Hilary: Yeah, control of themselves.
Ashley: A guy's idea of an icebreaker is sitting next to me in the cafeteria and belching my name.