Will Quote #342
Quote from Will in PSAT Pstory
Will: Coach, are you familiar with the sports injury cerebral-spinal-refrictionation?
Coach: [chuckles] Sure, I mean, isn't everyone?
Will: Then you are familiar with how a refrictionation constrains the range of motion of the upper neck?
Coach: Uh, sure, yeah, that's one symptom.
Will: Then you know that a refrictionation is often brought on by some form of stress and it manifests itself in a compulsive craning of the neck. Whoa, Carlton, you look like one's coming on now. You don't happen to be feeling any stress now, do you?
Carlton: No, l. [Will slaps Carlton's head] Yes, I think I feel it coming on.
Coach: Banks, I'm surprised you didn't come to me sooner.
Will: He's probably a little embarrassed, Coach. I mean, as you can see, he looks like a complete idiot.
Coach: Well, that's very true. You know, I think there seems to be just a big misunderstanding here. I could have caught it myself if I hadn't been so involved in the game. Did I say game? I meant the crisis in the Soviet Union. Dr. Thorvald, there is no cheating going on here. This is obviously a case of cerebral-spinal. Whatever he said. You're dismissed, Banks. [blows whistle]
Carlton: Will, you did it. You got me out of cheating. Yes!
Will: No!
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘PSAT Pstory’ Quotes
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: My life is over. I'll be expelled. They'll send me away. I'll have to get a Jheri curl and a tattoo. I'll be subjected to over-crowding, bad food and daily threats of personal violence.
Will: Carlton, I don't think they'll send you to prison for cheating on a test.
Carlton: I'm not talking about prison. I'm talking about public school.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: In light of your exemplary service over this past year, I'd like to offer you an additional $20 a week.
Geoffrey: I'm sorry? I thought you said $20 per week.
Philip: I did.
Geoffrey: Very well. Dinner at 7:00 as usual, sir? [Vivian pinches Phil's arm]
Philip: Ow. Of course that's not all, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: Of course not, sir. I really didn't think so.
Philip: Why don't you treat yourself to a new uniform, on me.
Geoffrey: Thank you, sir, you're most kind. And with my newfound wealth... I can treat myself to a Happy Meal.
Quote from Carlton
Hilary: Carlton, will you quit?
Carlton: Quit: from the Latin, quietare, to be at rest or satisfied.
Hilary: He's been doing this all morning. It's really irritating.
Carlton: Irritate: from the Latin, irritare, to excite or stimulate.
Vivian: Okay, Carlton, that's enough.
Philip: Vivian, his PSATs are this morning. He's just trying to be prepared.
Carlton: Prepare: from the Latin, praeparare, to make ready.
Philip: Carlton, shut up.
Hilary: Shut up: from the big guy, your father.