Will Quote #223
Quote from Will in It Had to Be You
Vivian: Oh, what's the matter, baby? You like Janet more than she likes you?
Will: I don't think so.
Philip: Well, I sure liked her.
Will: Yeah, I hope so, since we'll probably be living here with our six kids.
Vivian: Kids?
Will: Yeah, she told me last night we're having six.
Vivian: Not anytime soon, I hope.
Will: Oh no, she doesn't want to start a family until we've finished graduate school worked at least five years and have complete dental benefits.
Vivian: That sounds very sensible.
Will: Aunt Viv, this is all before we had salads.
Philip: Well, why don't you tell her you're not interested?
Will: I tried, man. She just won't listen. It's like Fatal Attraction. I'm telling you, if we had a bunny, dude would be on the stove right now.
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Janet: Gia? I'd like the swordfish and a salad. No dressing.
Gia: And what about you, Will?
Will: I'll have the- [Janet elbows Will as he looks up at Gia] I'll have the steak. Rare.
Janet: Steak is really unhealthy.
Gia: Do you need another minute?
Janet: No, no, no. He'll have the same thing I'm having. Plus a baked potato. No butter, no sour cream. Thank you.
Gia: Got it.
Will: [stammers] I like sour cream.
Janet: You used to. From now on, you need to watch that cholesterol. I'm not having my husband dying of a heart attack at 40 and leaving me to raise six kids by myself.
Will: Six kids?
Janet: That's right, baby. Three girls, three boys. And don't even think about naming one of them William.