Vivian: Oh, what's the matter, baby? You like Janet more than she likes you?
Will: I don't think so.
Philip: Well, I sure liked her.
Will: Yeah, I hope so, since we'll probably be living here with our six kids.
Vivian: Kids?
Will: Yeah, she told me last night we're having six.
Vivian: Not anytime soon, I hope.
Will: Oh no, she doesn't want to start a family until we've finished graduate school worked at least five years and have complete dental benefits.
Vivian: That sounds very sensible.
Will: Aunt Viv, this is all before we had salads.
Philip: Well, why don't you tell her you're not interested?
Will: I tried, man. She just won't listen. It's like Fatal Attraction. I'm telling you, if we had a bunny, dude would be on the stove right now.