Eric Quote #670
Quote from Eric in Join Together
Eric: Oh, God.
Donna: What's wrong?
Eric: Nothing. It's just, this could be the last time... that you and I watch Gilligan get hit on the head by the Skipper.
Donna: Eric, the more we talk about me going away, the sadder you get. And being with you so much lately has been great, but afterwards... Well, you always used to look a little bit ashamed. And, I mean, now you just seem depressed.
Eric: No, no, no. I'm not depressed, Donna, you are depressed. [clears table] Okay, let's do this.
Donna: Okay, hold on. All this "last time" stuff, have you been saying that just for sex?
Eric: What? Have I... What? "This is not the one you're angry with."
Donna: You're disgusting. [exits and returns] Eric, that might be the last time we fight over you trying to get me to have sex with you!
Eric: I know!
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Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house?
Red: Kitty, did you look at that list? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack, I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back.
Kitty: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. I'll do it with you. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Eric: Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander. The male goose. So it would be "what's good for the gander is good for the goose." So, let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander. [chuckles] That's how you do that.
Okay. "Potato chips, other salty snacks."
Kitty: Good advice. That doctor obviously knows what he's talking about.
Eric: "Butter, heavy cream, cheese."
Kitty: Gone, makes a lot of sense.
Eric: "Alcoholic beverages."
Kitty: Okay, that doctor's a quack.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: All right, Donna, put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention, and with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll.
Donna: You know, Jackie, some people actually find me to be of normal height.
Jackie: Sure, if they're green and jolly.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Just your luck, Forman. You're about to turn 18 and there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal. [Red and Kitty look at Hyde] I mean avoid. Do homework next to. Pray near. Come on!