Quote from Kitty in Join Together
Kitty: Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house? Red: Kitty, did you look at that list? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack, I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back. Kitty: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. I'll do it with you. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Eric: Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander. The male goose. So it would be "what's good for the gander is good for the goose." So, let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander. [chuckles] That's how you do that. Okay. "Potato chips, other salty snacks." Kitty: Good advice. That doctor obviously knows what he's talking about. Eric: "Butter, heavy cream, cheese." Kitty: Gone, makes a lot of sense. Eric: "Alcoholic beverages." Kitty: Okay, that doctor's a quack.