Fez Quote #505
Quote from Fez in The Kids Are Alright
Eric: So, Hyde, your competition for Jackie is, uh... [chuckles] Eggboy.
Fez: Ooh, that must be so humiliating.
Hyde: Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy.
Fez: Oh, no, no, no. Carlos is just like a... He's kind of like a chaperon. He, uh... Son of a bitch!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Kids Are Alright’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, here you go. Egg whites only. No yolks, they're bad for you.
Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God, Donna. Madison has a course called "The Social Significance of Jedi Culture."
Quote from Eric
Doctor: [to Red] What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.
Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.