Eric: So, Hyde, your competition for Jackie is, uh... [chuckles] Eggboy.
Fez: Ooh, that must be so humiliating.
Hyde: Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy.
Fez: Oh, no, no, no. Carlos is just like a... He's kind of like a chaperon. He, uh... Son of a bitch!