Kelso Quote #536
Quote from Kelso in Immigrant Song
Jackie: Okay. Look. Michael, just because Steven and I broke up, does not mean Iwant you throwing yourself at me.
Kelso: Whoa. Jackie, this is the new and improved Michael. Okay? I'm not throwing anything at you except for happy thoughts and jelly beans. Like, sex is, like, the furthest thing from my mind. So... [sighs] It's really over between you two, huh?
Jackie: Yeah. Yeah, I think it is.
Kelso: So why do we still have clothes on?
Jackie: Oh, God. Michael, get out!
Kelso: Oh, Jackie, I'm talking about our emotional clothes. Okay, look, I know I've made mistakes in the past, okay? But I've changed, and I just want you to get to know the new me.
Jackie: Yeah, the new you, huh? What does the new you cheat with every skank who throws her fat, furry butt at you?
Kelso: Jackie, no one I ever cheated with had a fat, furry butt! If anything, it was one or the other.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Immigrant Song’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out.
[After Hyde punches Kelso in the arm, Kelso groans as he uses his sprained hand to hit Hyde back.]
Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting-out my baby's grass stains! What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July. He loves sparklers and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Red: Uh... there's a car show in Kenosha.
Kitty: A car show? I don't want to go to a [bleep] car show in [bleep] Kenosha. I want three more [bleep] months with my baby boy and now they're gone because of your bull[bleep]. Way to go, dumbass!
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches!
Hyde: Fez, what happened?
Fez: Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school.
Hyde: What?
Fez: Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. Good day.
Kelso: No, but Fez-
Fez: [speaks foreign language]