Kelso Quote #529
Quote from Kelso in Immigrant Song
Kelso: So, Hyde gave Jackie some jelly beans today.
Hyde: Who cares?
Kelso: Yeah, well, you should, because they were pink and that is the bean of love. And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her.
Hyde: Yeah, well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. Who else am I forgetting?
Kelso: [chortles] There were many others. But you cheated on her with a nurse.
Hyde: It was a misunderstanding that you caused. That's it. Let's go.
Kelso: Oh, yeah? I'm ready. I hope you got that nurse's number. You're gonna need it when I'm done.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Immigrant Song’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out.
[After Hyde punches Kelso in the arm, Kelso groans as he uses his sprained hand to hit Hyde back.]
Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting-out my baby's grass stains! What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July. He loves sparklers and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Red: Uh... there's a car show in Kenosha.
Kitty: A car show? I don't want to go to a [bleep] car show in [bleep] Kenosha. I want three more [bleep] months with my baby boy and now they're gone because of your bull[bleep]. Way to go, dumbass!
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches!
Hyde: Fez, what happened?
Fez: Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school.
Hyde: What?
Fez: Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. Good day.
Kelso: No, but Fez-
Fez: [speaks foreign language]