Kelso Quote #534
Quote from Kelso in Immigrant Song
Hyde: Look, Kelso. I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? And that pretty much beats our third-grade pact. I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her.
Kelso: Well, at the hospital, you said that I could have her.
Hyde: That was when I didn't think I still had a shot with her.
Kelso: Your- For your information, I still have a shot with her. She accepted my jelly beans.
Hyde: I don't know what that means, but you can't have her. You closed the door.
Kelso: Yeah? Well, now I'm closing the door on you, and once again, I'm swallowing the key. And you're locked inside, and I'm getting Jackie back.
Hyde: Well, you're gonna lose. Heh-heh.
Kelso: Yeah? Well, if by "lose" you mean "win," then you're right. I am gonna lose. [chortles]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Immigrant Song’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out.
[After Hyde punches Kelso in the arm, Kelso groans as he uses his sprained hand to hit Hyde back.]
Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting-out my baby's grass stains! What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July. He loves sparklers and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Red: Uh... there's a car show in Kenosha.
Kitty: A car show? I don't want to go to a [bleep] car show in [bleep] Kenosha. I want three more [bleep] months with my baby boy and now they're gone because of your bull[bleep]. Way to go, dumbass!
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches!
Hyde: Fez, what happened?
Fez: Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school.
Hyde: What?
Fez: Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. Good day.
Kelso: No, but Fez-
Fez: [speaks foreign language]