Laurie Quote #66

Quote from Laurie in Nobody's Fault But Mine

Laurie: Eric, if you need any help dealing with Mom and Dad, I'm here for you.
Eric: Yeah. No, thanks. Last time I trusted you, I wound up in the dryer with a pillowcase full of bees, so...
Laurie: I know, and I am so sorry. I have been cruel to you, Eric. You too, Donna, but it wasn't as obvious because I mostly said stuff behind your back.
Donna: Right back at you.
Laurie: I'm not just home for a visit. I am here to correct the mistakes that I have made in the past.
Eric: Okay, but I'm sure whatever bastard children you've had have been adopted by now.

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