Fez Quote #449

Quote from Fez in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?

Roy: A-And this is the pantry. If you ever get really depressed, it's a good place to go and cry. Also, it's where we keep the mustard.
Hyde: All right. Cool. Well, uh, I guess I'll see you on Monday.
Roy: Okay. [hugs Hyde]
Hyde: Okay, man. Okay, Roy. Get off me.
Roy: Oh, I almost forgot to show you the walk-in freezer.
[When Roy opens the freezer, Fez and Nina are kissing]
Fez: A little privacy, please! [closes door]

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Quote from Hyde

Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.

Quote from Red

Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.

Quote from Eric

Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.