Kelso Quote #497
Quote from Kelso in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Fez: I cannot believe you hit a police car.
Kelso: Now, don't worry. It's a hot lady cop. [sighs] Just watch the master.
Officer Debbie: License and registration.
Kelso: Yeah. Just give me a sec here. [grunts] My wallet gets stuck, 'cause I've been working out. My leg muscles are huge. Oh, boy. By the way, I can bench about 220, so that'd be about two of you, little lady.
Officer Debbie: What's your name?
Fez: Oh, my name is Fez, but I have a girlfriend so you need to cool it, little girl.
Officer Debbie: Yeah. I'll try. Okay, Mr. Kelso. I'm gonna issue you a citation.
Kelso: Oh, a citation for being too foxy in a school zone?
Officer Debbie: No. A citation for $64. Bench-press that.
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Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.