Hyde Quote #356
Quote from Hyde in The Battle of Evermore
Eli: By the way, he left a note. Do any of you know a kid named Heidi?
Hyde: He means Hyde. That's me, man. [excitedly] The note's for me! [calmly] I mean, the note's for me. [clears throat] "Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in Point Place for some gas. Before I knew it, eight years had passed. Whoa. That rhymes. Anyway, I should get home to my wife. Take care. You're a good kid, man. You're a good kid, man." See, I told you he wouldn't leave without saying good-bye.
Jackie: Oh, Steven, you really do love that old, dirty, little hippie.
Eli: And, uh, he left you something else. He said that you liked "film," if you know what I mean.
Hyde: All right. I was hoping we could take something home, put it in the shirt pocket. [chuckles] Holy hell!
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‘The Battle of Evermore’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Eric
Red: You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
Eric: Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.
Red: The Millennium what? If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
Eric: It's not a Star Wars thing. It's a very rare falcon that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs.
Quote from Hyde
[circle:]
Hyde: I can't close my mouth. Can you close your mouth? It's really starting to freak me out. Leo's the best.
Kelso: Leo made me a grilled cheese once. He used butter and made the crust extra toasty. He forgot cheese. I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-making son of a bitch.
Jackie: You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone and he was speaking Chinese. So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese." So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo. It was a Chinese guy. [sighs] You know, I'll never forget that.
Fez: I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina. Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina. I bet I look like a stallion.
Hyde: So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo. He was my boss. He was my friend. He was my connection. To Leo.
All: To Leo!