Kelso Quote #482
Quote from Kelso in When the Levee Breaks
Kelso: Bob's going out of town for the weekend? All right, party at Donna's. Okay. We're gonna need beer, balloons and girls with low self-esteem.
Eric: Guys, hang on. Donna and I already made plans this weekend.
Hyde: Well, then just leave us a key, man. And don't worry, if anything bad happens, I know how to make it look like a robbery-homicide.
Donna: Look, Eric and I want one weekend alone where we don't have to be so secret about being engaged. I could even wear my ring if it weren't being resized for me.
Jackie: Can they make a ring big enough to fit your Paul Bunyan hands?
Donna: Jackie?
Jackie: Well, I'm sorry, Donna but if you're not gonna have a party, you're gonna get insulted. It's just the way it is.
Hyde: The way I see it, unless Donna's blocking the door with her giant hands, we're coming over for a party.
Kelso: Oh-Oh! We should get one of those girls that jump out of cakes. Yeah. They're great. You know, you two could do a little less standing around and a little more jumping out of cakes.
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Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Steven. You got a big tear in that jacket.
Hyde: Yeah. It's hard hopping over a fence carrying two 12 packs. I mean, library books.
Kitty: Well, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause you don't even have parents to buy you a new coat. He doesn't have parents, Eric.
Eric: He told me that sometimes when he's all alone, he cries.
Kitty: Oh, that settles it. I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here. Take some Tang and go.
Hyde: Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that. [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: What? What? Never turn down Tang. Growing boys need Tang. [Hyde and Eric laugh] What is funny here?
Quote from Kelso
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Fez: So then I said, "No party, no pooper!" Because he wouldn't have a party.
Jackie: See, I think it's stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean, it's simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.
Hyde: I am liking you more and more.
Kelso: You know, I was thinking about The Incredible Hulk. I like that show. Especially the part where he gets all, like, mad and turns green and then his shirt rips off. But then I was thinking, like what if he was purple? And a lady? Come on. Like an angry, naked purple chick. That's better, right?
Red: [o.s.] What's going on down here? Why doesn't anybody ever go home?
[circle ends: Hyde sprays air freshener and Fez opens the door for a breeze as Red comes down the stairs]
Kelso: And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.
All: Cause it's got both!
Quote from Eric
Kitty: Red, don't get upset so early. You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang.
Eric: Sausage and Tang? [chuckles] Is- Is that a little racy for breakfast?
Kitty: I don't get it.
Red: Well, I'm gonna leave before someone explains it.