Eric Quote #590
Quote from Eric in Misty Mountain Hop
Eric: Wait. Wait a second. Donna, when did that U-Haul we've been following turn into an ice cream truck? Oh. Oh, man. We lost Red.
Donna: No. Wait, we can't be that far off-trail. Let's look at Jackie's directions. Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60. Head east when it gets different." "When it gets different." What the hell does that mean?
Eric: Wait. Let me see that. "Go a ways past the fancy thing and turn left at the ugly house." Oh. Well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Red
Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?