Jackie Quote #279

Quote from Jackie in Black Dog

Jackie: Steven, I'm telling you, beards are out. Look at Malibu Barbie. She can date anyone she wants. But she's with Malibu Ken. Why? Because Malibu Ken doesn't have a beard!
Hyde: Yes, he does. Malibu Barbie's his beard. No straight man would wear shorts that tight.
Jackie: I don't care. Just shave it off. It's like making out with carpet.
Kelso: Well, here it is. The beginning of the end for you two. Yeah, I remember the part of our relationship when all Jackie did was boss me around.
Eric: Yeah, that part only lasted what, like, six years?
Jackie: And he's a better man for it. So come on, Steven. Let's shave that beard.
Donna: Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer.
Jackie: Oh, where are you going?
Hyde: Wherever the beard takes me.

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Quote from Fez

Kelso: Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde.
Fez: Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times. Oh, there's my boss, Nina. Queen of the D.M.V. She haunts my dreams.
Kelso: Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams.
Fez: Oh, he's there too. Bug-eyed bastard.

Quote from Kelso

Eric: What's with the gun, Trigger?
Kelso: Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard.
Donna: Why were you digging in your backyard?
Kelso: Uh, dinosaurs. Watch the news, Donna.

Quote from Fez

Eric: You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison.
Fez: Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.
Donna: What?
Fez: Yes. Then his pimp killed him. But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.
Eric: Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy.
Fez: Oh, I didn't know you watched that show.