Jackie: Steven, I'm telling you, beards are out. Look at Malibu Barbie. She can date anyone she wants. But she's with Malibu Ken. Why? Because Malibu Ken doesn't have a beard!
Hyde: Yes, he does. Malibu Barbie's his beard. No straight man would wear shorts that tight.
Jackie: I don't care. Just shave it off. It's like making out with carpet.
Kelso: Well, here it is. The beginning of the end for you two. Yeah, I remember the part of our relationship when all Jackie did was boss me around.
Eric: Yeah, that part only lasted what, like, six years?
Jackie: And he's a better man for it. So come on, Steven. Let's shave that beard.
Donna: Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer.
Jackie: Oh, where are you going?
Hyde: Wherever the beard takes me.