Kitty Quote #451
Bea: Burt, honey, pass me your plate. Burtikins. [shouts] Burt!
Burt: [wakes up] I'm up.
Red: Bob, you know what Eric's problem is? All that time he's spending with your daughter.
Bob: Hey, Donna ain't the problem. Eric's the one who corrupted her up so dirty, I had to send her to Catholic school.
Kitty: How could he be failing math?
Bea: Kitty, I'm sure he did the best he could. For someone who was held too long as a baby.
Laurie: I bet that explains why he hit puberty so late too.
Bea: No. That was because of your mother's smoking.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thank You’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: I love this ring. You know, I wish we could tell people that we're engaged. You know, without Red killing you.
Eric: Red kills happy things. It's what he does. Let's just enjoy the fact that someday you are going to be Mrs. Forman.
Donna: Mrs. Forman? [laughs] You want me to go by Mrs. Forman?
Eric: Well, yeah, I just assumed. I mean, come on. [laughs] Pinciotti? Which is nice. No. Which is really nice.
Kitty: [enters] Eric? Eric? Honey could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna. Could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? [exits]
Donna: Sure, Mrs. Forman. See? There's your Mrs. Forman.
Eric: Okay. Yeah, you know. [clears throat] You're right. That's gonna be a little creepy.
Donna: Well, now I kinda like it. Call me Mrs. Forman.
Eric: No.
Donna: Mrs. Forman's feeling dirty.
Eric: Okay, Donna-
Donna: Come on. Give Mrs. Forman a big French kiss!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Oh, hey, Red. Do me a favor. Sign this, huh? My gym teacher's failing me 'cause I won't wear shorts.
Red: Why won't you wear shorts?
Hyde: Would you wear shorts?
Red: Fine.
Hyde: Thank you.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie.
Kelso: Mrs. Forman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner and I'll bring a date and a 12-pack, just like the pilgrims.