Eric Quote #554
Quote from Eric in Over the Hills and Far Away
Eric: I know you love Marquette, and I made my peace with that. So if that means we're gonna go to separate schools and drift apart and make out with guys named Ted, then- That's just the way it's gonna be, because you're gonna get menopause and I'm gonna die, and we can't control anything that happens to us!
Donna: I'm not going to Marquette.
Eric: Well, then never mind.
Donna: I mean, Eric, I loved it, and when I was driving home I was so excited to tell you about it and then the drive took forever. And I realized, that's how far away I'd be from you all the time. And I don't want that. So I'll just tell my dad I want to go to U.W. with you.
Eric: Donna, you have no idea how happy you just made me.
Donna: [laughs] Eric, this is gonna be great! We're gonna be together all the time.
Eric: Oh, um, you're not gonna get all clingy, right?
Donna: [laughs] Shut up.
Eric: Now, come on. I'm gonna be a big college man.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Eric: I'm gonna need my space.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Over the Hills and Far Away’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hold it, you two. Now, before we hit the road, we need to have a talk about that horrible thing that's taken over your mother.
Eric: You mean, her "change of life"?
Hyde: Thought we were calling it "the lady-parts problem."
Red: It goes by many names. Now, we're dealing with a tricky enemy here. I haven't been this frosty since Korea. And just like a commie, it can jump out and attack you at any moment.
Kitty: [o.s.] Red, honey.
Hyde: Incoming!
Eric: Retreat!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey. Wait up.
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: The explanation's pinned to my lapel.
Red: "Dear Red. Mr. Kelso and I are unable to take Michael to U.W. Here's $30 so he can go with you." Where's the 30 bucks?
Kelso: Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game.
Red: I swear to God, Kelso! You make Eric look like Einstein.
Eric: Thank you, Daddy.
Kelso: "Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.
Quote from Kelso
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: Once again, the explanation is pinned to my lapel. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Forman, please give Michael $30 for the game you threw out the window and broke. Signed, my parents."
Kitty: [laughs]
Red: Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.