Kelso Quote #430
Quote from Kelso in Heartbreaker
Hyde: Kelso, look, man, we need to settle this.
Kelso: No, I don't wanna settle this! I don't wanna talk about it. All I wanna do is pound you so you can feel as bad as I do.
Hyde: Fine. Fair enough. Go ahead and hit me. Free shot.
Kelso: You gonna hit me back?
Hyde: No, man. That's why they call it a free shot.
Kelso: Oh. Okay. Get ready. Here it comes. It's coming. Get ready.
Fez: We're ready. Do it, fool!
Kelso: You know what? Forget it. It's not gonna change anything. I just... Forget it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.