Kelso Quote #402
Quote from Kelso in Everybody Loves Casey
Kelso: Y-You know what, Jac- I can't do this. Why should I paint these round, berry toes if some other guy is gonna end up licking 'em?
Jackie: Michael, what are you talking about?
Kelso: I still can't get over you cheating on me. And I need to hear you apologize again. And this time, maybe you should cry or give me money.
Jackie: No, Michael. I am not gonna beg for forgiveness. I didn't make you do that when you cheated.
Kelso: Well, that is totally different. When guys cheat, it's because they need some hot action. But when girls cheat, it's way worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex.
Jackie: We do too.
Kelso: Well, why aren't we doing it now?
Jackie: Because I don't want to do it right now.
Kelso: I do. Point made. Thank you!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Everybody Loves Casey’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Casey and Donna, man. Hey, remember when we were 12? We didn't even like girls yet.
Kelso: I liked girls when I was 12.
Eric: Yeah, I was happy to stay at home Friday night in my underwear just tossing a football to myself.
Kelso: Yeah, never did that either.
Eric: Well, at least I gave it my best shot, right? If Donna loves Casey and not me, then... I mean, I guess it's over.
Kelso: Wha- Forman, you can't give up. Okay, look. Who knows what's gonna happen with me and Jackie. But what you and Donna had? That was, like, real. And I'm telling you, as his brother... Look, Casey is bad news. He's either gonna get bored and split, or something worse is gonna happen. So, you gotta do something.
Eric: Hey, since when did you get all serious?
Kelso: Been reading Cosmo. It's very educational. Yeah. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. Like, there's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, guess what, boys. [chuckles] I entered the big wiener contest at the Piggly Wiggly. And I won a year's supply of all-beef hot dogs. [laughs] I'm a wiener winner! [laughs] Well, anyway, we're having a barbecue.
Red: No, Kitty! I thought we were going to talk about that.
Kitty: Mm-hmm. Oh, and I saw Donna at the grocery store and she said she's bringing her friend Casey.
Eric: What? No. I hate Casey. He's Donna's new boyfriend. Y- You have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her.
Red: Kitty, you've done a horrible thing. It could scar the boy for life. Now, let's do the right thing and cancel that barbecue.
Kitty: No. We're having it, and it'll be fun. And we just- We won't give Casey any relish.
Hyde: All right! Once Casey finds out he's not getting any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure. [chuckles] You are so screwed.
Quote from Fez
Fez: So your mom invited Casey over for hot dogs? Well, that's a plump, juicy all-beef burn.