Donna Quote #215
Quote from Donna in Donna Dates a Kelso
Eric: Oh, hey, Donna. Hey, um, did you see the school paper?
Donna: Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's going to state. Whoo-hoo!
Eric: Uh-oh. Looks like someone doesn't wanna talk about the new Most Eligible Viking. Look, Donna, this whole, uh, "Most Eligible" thing has really taught me something. Um, I'm pretty. So, what do you say, like, we officially start dating other people?
Donna: Oh, I've been waiting for your permission. And can I stay out past 9:00, please, please?
Eric: Okay. As long as you're gonna be cool when you see me with one, two or seven of Point Place's juiciest tomatoes.
Hyde: It's just like old times. Eric and Donna talking about meaningless crap that affects only them. I've missed it so.
Fez: I have missed it. I don't have a lot going on.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Donna Dates a Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Fez, honey, what are you- Did you come for cake?
Fez: No, I... Do you have cake? No, no, no. I came- I came here because I have this... friend.
Kitty: Oh, really? What's his name?
Fez: Name? Uh... Johnny... [looks at table] Table.
Kitty: And what's Johnny Table's problem?
Fez: Well, he and his girlfriend are about to do something very special for the first time.
Kitty: You mean, they're going to engage in...
Fez: Putt-putt. They are going... They're going to putt-putt. And- And- And she has putted around quite a bit. But- But he is a virgin, uh, putter. A- a virgin putter. He has never putted.
Kitty: I see.
Fez: And my friend, uh... Ay.
Kitty: Johnny Table?
Fez: Yes. Um, he cannot talk to Eric or Kelso or Hyde because they make fun of me... him... Johnny... [Kitty points to table] Table. So he's coming to you.
Kitty: Well, honey, you tell Johnny Table to be respectful and wear a condom.
Fez: Thank you, Mrs. Forman. That's good advice. So, um, may I have my piece of cake now? And one for Johnny Table.
Quote from Leo
Eric: What about her?
Leo: Hey, I know her, man. She's not all there, if you know what I mean.
Hyde: She's a space case, huh?
Leo: No, she's missing a toe.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Red, get this. A while back, I'm in my car crying 'cause Midgie was gone, and I kept having to reach into the glove box for tissues.
Kitty: Oh, that's dangerous. One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly hit that cockeyed girl down the street. I could've sworn she was lookin' right at me.
Bob: So I attached a box of tissues to the sun visor, sold the idea for a bundle, and voila. The Weeper Keeper was born.
Red: Oh, God. Are you rich again?
Bob: Yep. [chuckles] I'm back to my I-can-buy-anything-I-want former self. Just picked up two sombreros and a case of Lik-M-Aid.
Kitty: Where are you gonna wear a sombrero, Bob?
Bob: Where won't I wear it?