Hyde Quote #289
Quote from Hyde in Tornado Prom
Coach Ferguson: Mr. Hyde? In school after hours? What, are you trying to establish an alibi?
Hyde: Coach Ferguson, shouldn't you be on the football field teaching boys to play with balls? Don't push my buttons, wiseacre. [Ferguson walks away] And there he goes. I think now is a good time to go fumigate his office.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.