Jackie Quote #225

Quote from Jackie in Tornado Prom

Vice Principal Cole: I have exciting news for you two. Michael, you have been elected Snow King.
Kelso: Yeah!
Vice Principal Cole: And, Jackie, you are the new Snow Queen runner-up.
Jackie: Oh, my God. This is the happiest day of my life! Wait, runner-up?! How could that be? There's been a mistake! It was fixed!
Vice Principal Cole: You poke me one more time, I'm gonna paddle you.
Kelso: That'd be hot.

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 ‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.

Quote from Bob

Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.