Vice Principal Cole: I have exciting news for you two. Michael, you have been elected Snow King.
Kelso: Yeah!
Vice Principal Cole: And, Jackie, you are the new Snow Queen runner-up.
Jackie: Oh, my God. This is the happiest day of my life! Wait, runner-up?! How could that be? There's been a mistake! It was fixed!
Vice Principal Cole: You poke me one more time, I'm gonna paddle you.
Kelso: That'd be hot.