Hyde Quote #292

Quote from Hyde in Tornado Prom

[circle in Coach Ferguson's office:]
Coach Ferguson: Tornadoes get a bad rap, man. It's not like the Wizard of Oz. I mean, where are the midgets? I bet I could bench, like, 10 midgets.
Hyde: Hey, look at all the stuff you confiscated. Mine. Mine. Ooh, la, la. Mine now.
Jackie: Why am I not Snow Queen? For the last two weeks, I was nice to everybody. Well, maybe not the A.V. Club, but I mean, come on.
Kelso: Jackie, you can't just be nice for two weeks. You have to be nice all the time. Or very handsome. Oh, my banana nose! Oh. I thought this was gone forever. Ha. It's still funny!
Jackie: Maybe Donna was right. Maybe being popular isn't as important as being nice to people. I mean, I know that sounds wrong, but anything's possible.
Kelso: Hey, Jackie, whatever makes you feel better about being a loser. [Jackie sprays Kelso with a squirt gun] Hey, watch the banana nose!
Coach Ferguson: [chuckles] Hey, Hyde, when this is all over, you think we'll still be friends?
Hyde: Well, my head says no, but my heart says no. So, no. I wonder what Donna and Forman are doing right now.

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 ‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.

Quote from Bob

Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.