Eric Quote #464

Quote from Eric in Tornado Prom

Donna: This was fun. We haven't just hung out in, like, forever. Plus, you're, like, my hero. Most guys would not risk a tornado for an ex-girlfriend.
Eric: Yeah. [kisses Donna]
Donna: Wow.
Eric: Yeah, well, I just wanted to kiss you before you found out that I went to the dance, forgot you and I didn't know about the tornado. Okay, this was swell.
Donna: Wait, wait, wait. So, you forgot me?
Eric: Okay, you're mad.
Donna: Actually, no. I mean, if we were still dating, I'd be super pissed. But we're not, so it's kind of funny.
Eric: You know what? Let me buy you a burger.
Donna: I can't believe you totally snaked a kiss under false pretenses.
Eric: Yeah, I'm a little proud of that, yeah.

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 ‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.

Quote from Bob

Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.