Red Quote #381
Quote from Red in Tornado Prom
Joanne: Mmm. Poor Red, losing again. While we have this large housing development that I like to call Joanne Land. [chuckles] Where's Red Land?
Red: I'll tell you where it is. It's right up your-
Kitty: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Man: [on TV] This just in. The National Weather Service has canceled the tornado warning. And updating our top story, a local teen is in critical condition-
[Red folds up the Monopoly board]
Kitty: Oh, game over. Call it a tie.
Bob: A tie? We had all the money.
Red: So? We had the get-out-of-jail-free card. And you can't put a price on freedom.
Kitty: Night, night.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.